Shower Thoughts 11/25
One liners I like from http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
We appear to apes what we think aliens looks like. Pale, big head, with advanced technology, and we even “abduct” them for cientific purposes.
Clothing stores are the only store that require you to already own what you’re going in to buy
Do KKK members buy anything on Black Friday?
Facebook needs a “clickbait” report function and an option in the settings to filter all posts that were reported as clickbait by multiple people
I just pooped in 1.4 liters of water that was much cleaner than what half the world gets to drink.
I think YouTube should use “Minutes Watched” instead of “Views” to more accurately present the ACTUAL views of a video
For all the advanced algorithms Facebook has for face detection and such, it’s pretty disappointing that they don’t offer a “hide all baby photos from my feed” feature
Employers want us to go above and beyond for customers yet they do the absolute minimum for employees
Redbull seems to sponsor the activities you would least likely to get drowsy doing
There are two people somewhere in the world, one of which is the best person alive and the other the worst. And neither of them think that they are either
They should play heavy metal in malls during Black Friday, so the whole chaos becomes one friendly mosh pit.
Telling someone you’re going to sue them is the adult equivalent of children saying they’re going to tell on someone
Calling films “movies” is like calling photographs “stillies”
Alot of people look to the stars in hopes to one day meet a friendly Alien race, yet we cant even get along with humans of a different color