Shower thoughts 9/27
One liners I like from http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
I wish there was a “Please turn off your ad blocker” blocker
Most of my adult life has been about solving problems I created for myself between the ages of 16 and 26
Instead of asking for “Gender” or “Sex” on forms and such, why not just change the category to a chromosomal option, e.g. “XX”/“XY”, so we can all be done with this already?
Giving soap as a gift is a great way to have someone think about you while they’re naked
The best feeling in the world is waking up in the middle of the night, unsure of whether you have work that day, then remembering it’s your day off and passing out again.
Humans are the only species to evolve consciously. Don’t have claws, so we made knives. Can’t run fast, so we made cars. Can’t breathe under water, so we made scuba sets
People that say “I don’t care about mass surveillance, I’m not doing anything wrong” don’t realize that the people surveying you can change what is considered ‘wrong’ based on their own interests.
Why does TMNT wear eye masks if they’re the only giant mutant turtles to ever exist?
Roger Waters is gonna play for free in Mexico City. Mexicans are literally not going to pay for The Wall
It would be a good idea to have “The Price Is Right” with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are
If they are going to fine drivers who smoke with a kid in car, They should start booking pregnant women who smoke as well
When assisted suicide becomes more acceptable around the world, the hydraulic press channel could become way more interesting
Some of the poorest and least fortunate people I know are the best people I’ve ever met. Yet, they get $h!t on constantly
Not a single list online is important enough for me to deal with if it’s a slideshow instead of a scroll list (use deslide.clusterfake.net)
There should be a show where people who firmly believe there is no such thing as ghosts- should be challenged to sleep at the most haunted places in America
Little kids think adults have the most freedom but adults think little kids have the most freedom
I’d rather power through the slightly-more-than-I-should-eat end of an ice cream container than leave a disappointing amount for future me