Shower Thoughts 10/24
One liners I like from http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
I hate sites that show a paragraph at a time, then have a ‘next page’ button to go read further
(comment from Cloudchaser - The people who do click next instead of sending a complaint to the site is why so many sites do this)
A chemistry textbook is atoms arranged in such a way to teach you about atoms
Fall would look way cooler if the grass changed color
There should be a Blackfish like documentary for pugs and other exotic dogs that struggle on a daily basis and are bred for our amusement
Charles Xavier has had hundreds of students over decades and decades, but none can heal his spine
A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.
As someone who doesnt drink, and also has a weakness for redheads, I can accurately say that “I like my women like I like my ale: Ginger”.
The Empire has built 3 deaths stars, each to be the most powerful weapon in the galaxy. They have all been destroyed by x-wings. The Empire needs to invest in x-wings
I have more respect for someone with opposing views but an open mind than someone with the same views as me and a closed mind
Depression is a lumbering bully and Anxiety is the bully’s snickering little friend that never shuts up
People don’t say YOLO anymore. is it because it’s not cool anymore? or because they have all killed themselves off?
Your future self is pissed at you for not doing something right now
Calling yourself a hacker for executing a DDoS is like calling yourself a lock picker because you blew up a door with dynamite
In movies why doesn’t the villain spray paint all the bomb wires black
Every time I tell someone I want to be a stand-up comedian they start laughing, so I guess it’s going pretty well so far