Shower thoughts 7/21
One liners I like from http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
Maybe time travel is possible. Its just every time someone goes back to tell us, they create an alternate timeline?
I want to be a spelling bee judge so that I can give a finalist the word “their” and when they ask for how to use it in a sentence I’ll say “They’re over there with their friends.”
Games should have a mode, that if you haven’t played a while, you can warm up without ruining the save
If my wife would get dressed as fast as she used to when her parents came home early, we would never be late to dinner
If I were a wedding DJ, I would play ‘the Rains of Castamere’ once during every reception just to freak out any Game of Thrones fans.
If Fred Durst’s tombstone doesn’t one day read “Here lies Fred Durst, he did it all for the nookie”, I’ll feel greatly cheated
Leather can be made from any animal, even dogs and cats in China which exports around the world. Leather is normally not labeled. You could have a purse, wallet or more, made of dog
There had BETTER be a home security company named: Sure Lock Homes
You could’ve possibly avoided future spankings as a child by saying “Spank me harder, Daddy” after the first one
There should be an augmented reality history app, that allows you to go to locations with photos overlaying historical landmarks
Morgan Freeman should record a vague narration of his death in 3rd person before he dies
There should be a post office at the airport so you can ship items that you forgot were in your bag and are not allowed on the flight
If you start to record a video vertically with your phone, an “are you sure you want to record your video vertically?” should pop up
If The Cure were scheduled to play, but Placebo covered for them, how many people would notice?
The use of birth control by responsible people is slowly replacing the human race with irresponsible people who get pregnant unintentionally
Dogs are more clever than us. We cannot understand them while they can understand us